National Limerick Day - Show your rhyming skills!

Jeroen

The scene with the Walker closest to my heart

Has got to be that Wellker who wasn't all that smart

Stuck down there for a while, completely unfeared

But surely making the water taste weird

During a rescue attempt, he lost his whole bottom part

Is your limerick on National Limerick Day better than mine?

No complaints from me, that's honestly just fine

I'll give you until Monday, 12 UTC to get your rhyming straight

Then reward my favorite limericks with 50 Summer Tokens and 4000 crate

And every participant will get a new badge to shine

(Please submit as follows:
In-game name
Guild
<Limerick>)

darkdestination

did you mean 4000 gold ? 

Jeroen

darkdestination said:

did you mean 4000 gold ? 

I doubt there's anyone here making such good limericks that they're worth 4000 gold

Griplee

Lee
Stalkers_camp
    

Dear Deca games the fence bug in your game

How many times do  I have to complain

All you do is avoid the blame

But it's always the same

I've just been attacked through the fence again

This bug is driving me insane

Will you please just fix this game

I've got money to burn

It's right there for you to earn

But you never learn

I'm grabbed through the fence again

This bug is so lame

No matter how much we complain 

The outcome is always the same

Clotheslined through the fence

More gold at my expense 

Now I'm forced to use a tool

This bug makes me feel such a fool

Don't you dare delete

I'll be right back with a repeat 

Now I may sound bold

But give me my 4000 gold

I'm expecting the it has to be 5 lines bs so pick any 5 you want even though it says  "Show your rhyming skills"
Or use this

The bug in this game  is so lame

No matter how much we complain 

Clotheslined through the fence

More gold at my expense

The outcome is always the same

Slize

Lol 

capibara

Capibara <Dead Stalkers>

Amidst the ruins of the world, Where death and decay had unfurled, A capybara, strong and bold, Stood firm against the zombie horde.

With teeth that gnashed and claws that tore, The zombies came, but they knew not what for, For the capybara, swift and quick, Was not an easy foe to trick.

With each attack, the capybara fought, Using all the strength it had brought, And though the zombies swarmed around, The capybara held its ground.

For hours it fought, with teeth and tail, Its courage never seeming to fail, And when the battle was finally won, The capybara stood, the only one.

And so it is, that in this world, Where death and decay have unfurled, We remember the capybara's might, And how it fought the zombie fight.

MaximumSlayage

The zombies will come and eat us all,

Together we must stand, fierce and tall,

To slay those fuckers,

And not be suckers,

So let’s blow some radios on the weekend call!

MaximumSlayage

AN ODE TO GIRL POWER

There once was a band of girls,

Who said we’re not just clutching our pearls,

We are the baddest baddies around,

With our power we will astound!

So GIRL POWER became their words!

MaximumSlayage

A PREVIEW OF THINGS TO COME

Then cried the men but what about us?

Oh, please, stop making such a fuss!

There will be something for you,

We have thought this through,

Very soon you will no longer need to cuss!

(and no, it will not be men power)

MichelWars

Griplee said:

Lee
Stalkers_camp
    

Dear Deca games the fence bug in your game

How many times do  I have to complain

All you do is avoid the blame

But it's always the same

I've just been attacked through the fence again

This bug is driving me insane

Will you please just fix this game

I've got money to burn

It's right there for you to earn

But you never learn

I'm grabbed through the fence again

This bug is so lame

No matter how much we complain 

The outcome is always the same

Clotheslined through the fence

More gold at my expense 

Don't you dare delete

I'll be right back with a repeat 

Now I may sound bold

But give me my 4000 gold

We have a winner, pay him the 4k gold.

Walking_Fred

Walking Fred, DArk Vengeance

I entered a contest of rhyme

Which hardly took any time

I don’t think I’ll win

But at least I’ll be in

And I’d love a new badge to shine

Killdozer187_

Daddy's on the couch in a Busch Light coma

Mama's on parole stuck in Oklahoma

Twenty to one I wouldn't get my diploma

But there it is hanging on the wall

Dozer never drops the ball

Jeroen

MichelWars said:

We have a winner, pay him the 4k gold.

That's not a limerick, unfortunately. Other than that the text was really cool and funny et cetera

Killdozer187_

@Jeroen you may want to replace the 50 summer tokens with something else since the campaign will be over 😀

Griplee

Jeroen said:

MichelWars said:

We have a winner, pay him the 4k gold.

That's not a limerick, unfortunately. Other than that the text was really cool and funny et cetera

Pick any 5 lines you want then or this

The bug in this game  is so lame

No matter how much we complain 

Clotheslined through the fence

More gold at my expense

The outcome is always the same

ThumperTheGod

ThumperTheGod

EH Legacy

There once was a zombie so slow,
Whose friends were all starting to go,
He said with a frown,
"I just can't keep them down,
It's hard being the last to be 'no'."

But then came a man with a gun,
Who thought zombies were really quite fun,
He aimed and he shot,
And gave it his lot,
But the zombie just said, "That's a pun!"

So the zombie got up and he danced,
With a wiggle and a shake he advanced,
The man was confused,
He was so bemused,
That he ran off and was never seen again.

Walking_Fred

Walking Fred, DArk Vengeance

There once was a sheriff called Rick,

whose world turned apocalyptic.

He beat all the odds,

killing zombies and sods.

And then pulled off a vanishing trick

Walking_Fred

Walking Fred, DArk Vengeance

There once was a bruiser called Negan.

Everyone wanted to be him.

With Lucille as his shtick,

he was a real prick.

And, for Glenn’s sake, cannot be forgiven.

Walking_Fred

Walking Fred, DArk Vengeance. Last one from me

DECA brought in a guy named Jeroen,

who’s seen that we all like to moan.

He takes lots of stick,

but he isn’t a dick.

And he runs the game all on his own!

Calamity

Calamity Jane

Fire Fiends

Ode to Calamity

Yeah that’s me passed out in the street on my butt 

I can shoot ‘em dead with both my eyes shut 

Tho I might not be polite

It’s me you want in a fight

 ..and yeah, I just farted, so what?

If I win, I’d thank you kindly if there be whiskey in those crates 🥃😃

zbot

zbot
Aegis

Title: Ballad of Glenn Rhee

Rhee was good, Rhee was gold
I didn't wanna leave you, Maggie
I didn't wanna die
Started to cry, but then remembered

I should have kept my helmet on
Write my name on it
Talk to Maggie for hours
Tell her things she'd understand

I didn't want to leave you, Maggie
I didn't wanna fight
Blame it on Abraham
Started to cry my eyes out, but then remembered

Why they call me Popeye...

Lyrics can be sung to the song Flowers by Miley Cyrus

relb67

Relb
Green jackets

Johnny, the walkers are here I hear them with my ear have no fear Relb   I bought. The ruby nightmare. So the walkers will fear. when they see king Ezekiel standing with no fear Jerry just shared a tear because he knew the guild 🍀green jackets 🍀 had no fear  so come on and just have a beer 🍺

MrLucky

Mr Lucky 
The Neighbors 

There was a bully named Negan

Who beat and butchered like a heathen

But he turned a new leaf

Suffered in grief

Now he's off to show Maggie the new Negan

  

warlock1271

Warlock 
WeSurvived 

Even though The Walking Dead show has ended.

 

We keep playing NML's with the ones we've friended.

 

Having so much time and effort invested.

 

And although Guild Wars is still being beta-tested.

We stay to reach goals that to many, are uncomprehended.

Hoyt

Hoyt Havaro
Furious TWD

-MY GUARDIAN-

Auntie Carol’s a beauty Starbound

Bolt racks in an API round

Her target selected 

Your defense unprotected 

And now they lie flat on the ground.

Coup de’ grace and always cross mapping

In your face and straight double tapping

You thought you brought your DR

But got smoked from afar 

And oh look all your Toons are dirt napping

Jeroen

Killdozer187_ said:

@Jeroen you may want to replace the 50 summer tokens with something else since the campaign will be over 😀

Yeah we might schedule that a bit better My bad. That said, you should have a week to claim your prizes so we can still give you the Summer tokens and we will ^_^. 

Also, please tell me your in-game name/guild so I can mark you valid for the prizes

Jeroen

Walking_Fred said:

Walking Fred, DArk Vengeance. Last one from me

DECA brought in a guy named Jeroen,

who’s seen that we all like to moan.

He takes lots of stick,

but he isn’t a dick.

And he runs the game all on his own!

loving it. I now feel like a dick for telling you my name rhymes with 'moon' rather than 'moan', but I'm gonna put it on my fridge anyway xD yay

Jeroen

Badged it with the beautiful walker I was rhyming about myself Thanks for participating!

- I think not everyone knows what a Limerick is, but I rewarded all poems anyway. My bad for not explaining it better  
- Summer Tokens are still sent, you have a week to claim the rewards anyway
- Still quite some good ones Great to see your creative side  

Killdozer187_

Jeroen said:

Killdozer187_ said:

@Jeroen you may want to replace the 50 summer tokens with something else since the campaign will be over 😀

Yeah we might schedule that a bit better My bad. That said, you should have a week to claim your prizes so we can still give you the Summer tokens and we will ^_^. 

Also, please tell me your in-game name/guild so I can mark you valid for the prizes

It's all good. You can badge me, that will be sufficient enough. I already have millions of TG crates so I don't think I need a few more anytime soon. Gift them to a random player😂 

Jeroen

Alright. No, I don't give them to anyone then